About Me
So, welcome to my own little corner of the interwebs! I am so happy you stopped by. I am not a huge fan of shameless self promotion, and this site is not all about how I’m the best person in the universe at my job. What can be said is that being in this business off and on for over ten years requires a certain set of skills, and if I didn’t have those skills, I’d never have lasted this long. This is not my full time job by any means, I have an advanced degree and work full time as an analyst and consultant in the STEM sector. I also have a family and life outside of the business so if you are looking for a half hour appointment with ten minutes notice, I am definitely not the girl for you.
As far as how well I perform my job, etc…..Just read the reviews below, they speak for themselves.
Reviews
The Erotic Review (TER)
My TER ID is 92922. I have over 50 reviews listed there, going back to April 2007 with an average rating of 8.06 overall. My profile and reviews can be found here.
ETIQUETTE
One of the toughest aspects of this business is maintaining healthy boundaries between myself and my clients. The main reason for this is because many people in the world tend to mistake kindness for weakness. I am not about to go into a schpiel about how nice of a person I am. Rude, mean people don’t last in this business, no matter how attractive they may be. But these days, I reserve kindness and respect for people who treat me the same way. To put it bluntly…..I am a really nice person, but do not think for a hot minute that I will put up with bad behavior from anybody. If I think that somebody is going to hassle me in the least, I hit the spam button. So….If you’re still reading, you are probably thinking to yourself ” What are these rules/boundaries that you want me to follow, Nina?” That is a great question, and if you want the answers keep reading….
1. The single greatest turnoff for me is a false sense of entitlement. If you think you are too wonderful and special to go through my screening process, don’t bother contacting me. The safety and well being of myself, my family, and the clients I already have are (and have always been) my top priority. If you think that I would be foolish enough to throw my entire life away for a few hundred bucks, you are sadly mistaken.
2. For safety reasons, If you are now, or have ever been (McCarthy, much?) employed in Law Enforcement, you’re not getting an appointment. I don’t care how many references you have, or how long you have been on P411. I don’t post much on the local boards but have heard the horror stories about retired cops showing up at appointments with their badges and a loaded firearm.
3. Do not let the little head cause you to do stupid stuff. Like send me one line emails, or explicit pics. I have seen one before, I promise.
4. I really dislike pushy people. Don’t send me three or four emails if you don’t hear back from me within an hour. I work full time and have a ton of other stuff going on in my life. I am also unable to schedule first time appointments the same day. I’m not a drive through burger joint.
5. I do NOT want to date you. Not even a little bit. I have been in a long term relationship for over a decade, and am quite happy that way. Along the same lines, my time is literally the only resource that I have. I will not meet anybody off the clock, for any reason. Asking me to meet you off the clock will disqualify you from meeting me on the clock.
6. If I declined an appointment with you in the past, don’t keep pestering me. There are plenty of other ladies out there.
7. I don’t have unrealistic expectations of my clients. You can be a little bit fat or out of shape. You can not be a slob, though. I require everybody to shower upon arrival, and have plenty of Peppermint Castile Soap on hand. It will get any kind of grime off of you, including industrial grease and it makes your skin feel really good!
8. Don’t you even think about showing up for an appointment drunk or under the influence of any illicit substance other than your own raging hormones.
9. I don’t discuss politics with clients. Ever, no exceptions. I don’t care what happened at the John Birch Society meeting last weekend, or what the Socialist Workers Party is planning on doing next weekend. I will toss you out of my incall.
10. You must be fully vaccinated against Covid-19. I am absolutely, positively not kidding about this.
Nothing I have written above is up for negotiation.